S\u00edntomas:<\/p>\n
Sin pausas ni interrupciones en el parto, seguido de dificultad respiratoria, cara enrojecida y, finalmente, desmayo. (El desmayo es a menudo una consecuencia de la Ramble\u00edtis cuando est\u00e1 agravada por el Paro y la Conjuntivitis).<\/p>\n
Ejemplos:<\/p>\n
\"Y otra cosa realmente genial de nuestro software es la posibilidad de ____, o ____, y si quieres ____ entonces puedes hacer clic aqu\u00ed, o si tienes que ____ entonces elige esto, y lo siguiente que quiero mostrarte es nuestro nuevo asistente de importaci\u00f3n, que tiene siete opciones diferentes, la primera de las cuales es ____, que es realmente genial si necesitas ____, o ____ o ____, y si necesitas... necesitas... necesitas... uhhhhhhhhh...\" *\u00a1Thunk*!<\/p>\n
Cura:<\/p>\n
Respira, \u00a1por Dios! Pon pausas en tu discurso; pon pausas en tu discurso; pon pausas en tu discurso; pon pausas en tu discurso; pon pausas en tu discurso. teatro<\/em> y pasi\u00f3n <\/em>en su entrega. Ponga un poco de din\u00e1mica<\/em><\/a> (en su entrega.<\/p>\n Recitar a Shakespeare sin pausas ni din\u00e1mica resulta una experiencia muy aburrida, y lo mismo ocurre con las demostraciones. Imag\u00ednese la siguiente escena:<\/p>\n Pero-la-suave-luz-que-entra-por-aquella-ventana-rompe-es-el-este-y-Julieta-es-el-sol-arriba-el-sol-y-mata-a-la-envuelta-luna-que-ya-est\u00e1-enferma-y-p\u00e1lida-de-dolor-que-t\u00fa-eres-m\u00e1s-que-una... *\u00a1THUNK*!<\/p>\n Estas l\u00edneas de Romeo y Julieta<\/em> deben expresarse, por supuesto, con profunda y ferviente pasi\u00f3n:<\/p>\n Pero suave, \u00bfqu\u00e9 luz se cuela por aquella ventana? Comience el tratamiento inmediatamente con aplicaciones repetidas de Doing Discovery (https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Doing-Discovery-Important-Enablement-Processes\/dp\/B0B8RJK4C2\/<\/a>) seguido de dosis diarias de \u00a1Gran Demo! hasta la p\u00e1gina 236. https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0C9SNKC2Y\/<\/a>.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" S\u00edntomas: Sin pausas ni interrupciones en el parto, seguido de falta de aire, cara enrojecida y, finalmente, desmayo. 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\nEs el este, y Julieta es el sol.
\nLev\u00e1ntate, hermoso sol, y mata a la envidiosa luna,
\nQue ya est\u00e1 enfermo y p\u00e1lido de dolor
\nQue t\u00fa, su doncella, eres mucho m\u00e1s hermosa que ella.<\/p>\n