{"id":37133,"date":"2025-03-17T15:43:51","date_gmt":"2025-03-17T15:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/?p=37133"},"modified":"2025-03-17T15:43:51","modified_gmt":"2025-03-17T15:43:51","slug":"enfermedades-demo-debilitantes-sindrome-del-raton-zippy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/debilitating-demo-diseases-zippy-mouse-syndrome\/","title":{"rendered":"Enfermedades demenciales debilitantes - S\u00edndrome del rat\u00f3n Zippy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00edntomas:<\/p>\n<p>Los movimientos del rat\u00f3n son err\u00e1ticos, desordenados y pueden no detenerse nunca. El rat\u00f3n puede dar vueltas constantemente alrededor de ciertas partes de la pantalla. Los prospectos se apartan de la pantalla y buscan Biodramina, Bonine u otro remedio para el mareo.<\/p>\n<p>Ejemplos:<\/p>\n<p>El rat\u00f3n da vueltas y m\u00e1s vueltas alrededor de un elemento de la pantalla.<\/p>\n<p>El rat\u00f3n vuela de un lado a otro desenfrenadamente mientras el presentador busca un comando o una ubicaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Grabe y vea sus propias demostraciones o las de otros presentadores y calcule el tiempo que tarda en marearse o marearse intentando seguir el zigzagueo del rat\u00f3n por la pantalla:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Incomodidad despu\u00e9s de tres-cinco minutos: leve, pero necesita tratamiento.<\/li>\n<li>Dolor despu\u00e9s de dos minutos: moderado, tratar inmediatamente<\/li>\n<li>Muy enfermo en un minuto: grave, se requieren medidas de emergencia<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cura:<\/p>\n<p>Ralentiza conscientemente el rat\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sloooowwwww<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Turrrr<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Mouuuuuse<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a1doooooownnnnnnnn...!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mueve el rat\u00f3n suave y deliberadamente hasta el lugar que desees y, a continuaci\u00f3n, quita la mano del rat\u00f3n mientras hablas. Esto se llama \"Mover y parar; mover y parar\". Rep\u00edtalo seg\u00fan sea necesario hasta que desaparezca la aflicci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>En casos graves, cambia la configuraci\u00f3n de velocidad del rat\u00f3n en tu Panel de Control o Preferencias de \"Normal\" a \"Lentamente doloroso\". Esto compensar\u00e1 y parecer\u00e1 m\u00e1s c\u00f3modo a su p\u00fablico. Aplique el tratamiento de inmediato.<\/p>\n<p>Consuma Great Demo! hasta la p\u00e1gina 236, m\u00e1s una dosis de cada una de las p\u00e1ginas 324 y 384. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0C9SNKC2Y\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0C9SNKC2Y\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00edntomas: Los movimientos del rat\u00f3n son err\u00e1ticos, desordenados y pueden no detenerse nunca. El rat\u00f3n puede dar vueltas constantemente alrededor de ciertas partes de la pantalla. Los prospectos se alejan de<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":37134,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-37133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-blog"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37135,"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37133\/revisions\/37135"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/37134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatdemo.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}